Oct 1st   Ammo Friday... LPBTop10 Day... TowelBoy2TtD... HPBTop10... Most Wanted... 9000...

Today is 'all the ammo you can eat' Friday ... I know a lot of you will find a nice camp spot put on the coffee and settle in for the duration ... better drink up cos you will be hunted down and elimated. The reverberant TowelBoy joins TtD!! say it isn't so ... let me hear you say 'Uhhhhh All TtD must die uh huh uh huh'. Speaking of same check out the TowelBoys Tips page for how to get around the Edge without even touching the floor!! Did you make the grade? Make like a hockey player and get the puck on over to KUNTRs corner for the low down. Shitty connection ... mebee your a great player anyways check out Necro and Cheys HPB Top10 Lately there has been a huge influx of campers onto the cooler this has caused us to rename camper of the week to be to The Cooler Most Wanted List heh go check it out in KUNTRs corner. G!mp[WR] sent along this cool image .... he said: Phew! I had to press refresh like a 1000 times but I just had to have that 9000th hit ... 9000 hits unbelievable ..... when we hit 10000 the beers are on KUNTR woooooop!!! Spread da wurd and keep commin to da page ... well OK you have no choice since you sitting their strapped into ... bzzzt%$^^#%^

Sept 30th   Frag Pipe... Solid Madness... Password...

Check out TowelBoys Map Demos page for an awesome demo of how to work the frag pipe. The Solid madness has escalted to unforseen levels with fraggers racking up frag counts that reach the stratosphere ... lost in a sea frags there have been reports of people freezing during solid ... well hey that why its called the cooler ;-) Some complain... I am locked for a lot longer than anyone else. I can go make me a sandwich, fix me a drink, come back downstairs and I am still unable to spawn. Kind of sweet. Desperado[TtD] Some get high... I like it too for the rush u get when u get 150+frags in 15, Goffiger]AfZ[ And some are just plain mad... Ya me 2 signed a sad sad, sad warm beer that has been shaken up PiCkLe[WR] Others vote ... so hit the forum. Here is the password to get into games that are full ... prcooldm ... hey please dont use for spectating just for emergency fragging purposes. Check out the forum and be privie to the politics and internal stuggles of a top clan...TowelBoy turning up the smakometer on Fusion fronts the argument that 'Its better to drop from a team play game if you are being raped at spawn spots and have bad PL' ... interesting reads. Noted: Impossible to Kill Carnie

Sept 28th   G!MP In Training... TowelBoy Demos...

G!MP contacted me and said he is going underground to start training for the great G!MP v Fusion rematch. He sited changing his mouse config and a few other problems for the ra...loss. For those interested in Unreal Tournament Demo the full version is out. Head on over to Towelboys Cooler page for a new look and 2 new demos showing how to get to the 100 health in Frag pipe by using the button ... and an impossible jump to get the GL in Warehouse. Nice to see some actual content on the page :) Look out for two new AfZ's Ghandi and RumRed bringing the clan total to 45671 members. A new feature will be on the page pretty soon called Wooop! of the Week which will be run by that mad fucker PiCkLe[WR]. As a taste of the type of stuff you will be experiencing check out this pic ... ..heh got any WOOOOOPS like this? Then your WOOOOOP shots to Da PiCkLe . A-T Clan has their web page up. Reading the news there was reference to pulling a "sinner" ..hmm is TowelBoy telling us everything? Farewell to VDP-Loc2DaBrain he checked him self back into the looney bin ... gonna miss LOOOOOOOOC2DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABRAAAAAIN ...

Sept 27th   Da Mouse... G!Mp Raped but hit the 8000... A-T Bio... Grav Friday...

Now known as 'Da Mouse' the awesome USB Logitech Gaming Mouse is offically endorsed by the DrFunFrocks Cooler page crew. I got one so did KUNTR[WR] as did Grizzly[WR], Butt $exxx[TtD] and many others. Time to beat up some high schoolers take their lunch money and get one for yourself dontcha think ...! Congrats to G!MP[WR] for being hit #8000 ... on a sadder note the G!MPster feeling high from his beating of the formidable Grizzly[WR] at the 'edge' unsuspectingly bad mouthed Fusion[A-T] and engaged him in a 1 on 1 in same map. The result captured in this image (128k) is not for the weak of heart ... OMFG! ...keeping right with da news ... find out all about clan A-T and Fusion on Da BIO Page. I think the general consensus about 'Grav Friday' was that it was fun for the first 2 minutes ... kinda like on of my mind probe operations :) Noted: Some fancy moves red

Sept 24th   Low Grav Friday... Top10... HpbTop 10... New Bio...

WOOOOOOOP Its Low Grav Friday. Atrophy turned off the cooler gravity generators ... too much fun log on and leap. KUNTR has some gripes with you guys do you dare to check out KUNTRs corner and see if your on the Top 10!!  VDP-Necro and Chey have done a masterful job on the HPB top 10 check it out at KUNTRs corner. KUNTR working overtime has another great BIO for yah ... check out the BIO-Page and pay homage to our leader. Noted: Damn this dude is fast AF1 Fingured: Carnie is none other than the illusive saus Congratulations to McChicken Camper of Da Week you are banned from playing tomorrow unless you publically apologise, forum or email...  Check out the contacts page ... no excuse not to participate in da page anymore :) Thanks to everyone who has contributed to the page ... the counter says we are nearing 8000 friggen hits holy shit (hey if your fragger 8000) email me a screenshot.

Sept 23rd   Stats... Campers... A-T Rape... nbsp;

Man o' mMan the stats have been reset for what, 2 days, and already Goffiger]AfZ[ has nearly 5000!!! and who is the mysterious Carnie with an 80% effieciency? Lots of new nicks and great players popping up all over the place cooler is a rockin ... We need Campers ... Chey and Necro need more votes for Camper of Da Day. As an added incentive 'camper of the day' will be banned from the cooler for a day ... heh ;-) Rumors abound that Fusion[A-T] and Phantom[A-T] came out of retirement and schooled Grizzly[WR] and VDP-Habib in the art 350 Ping anilation, word is it wasnt pretty. Grizzly[WR] had this to say: I would pop around a corner and before I could even think to react I would be railed or had a big fatty rocket slammin against my fuckin forehead!!! It's just friggin amazing what those [A-T] dudes can pull off. I've never been schooled so thoroughly by folks with 350+ pings!!! It was a freakin honor I gotta say. Be afraid ... Noted: Beating up the AfZ's and medical folk u dead

Sept 22nd   New BIO... FilePlanet...

G'Day gobber ... check DA BIO Page for todays BIO. Arrow1 featured on Fileplanet ... wooop ... everyone download it so I can get a little beside it. The new look fileplanet is very cool .. check out the Quake models and skins. TowelBoy says his lack of an Internet connection is hampering the updates to his page. In light of my beating by Gr8 a lot of you have requested 1 on 1's ... hoping to score a few easy frags on an unsuspecting doctor I guess... now that I have lulled you into a false sense of security I say 'bring it on' ... I am usually at the cooler 9:15/30 (CA time) for an hour or two so feel free to request a little mano e mano. Noted: Being one with the Cow StRife[TtD] Uh Ignore yesterdays blurb about Butt n Griz and new Mice it was Goffiger]AfZ[ ... man what have I been smokin.

Sept 21st   ALERT... A KUNTR... TB Demos...

ALERT ALERT ... The Cooler Stats have been reset, time for a fresh start get out there and frag like you never fragged before ... I dont know how long I can post this but it was slipped under my door at the early hours this morning. ... it is a rare picture of a KUNTR in it's natural habitat. I think it was momentarily distracted and and the picture was secured...FYI All KUNTRS sport a similar hair cut. Noticed some new demos on Towelboys Cooler page. TB Takes on the VDP's also some demos of Edge and Warehouse action. Notice form his hit counter 54 million vistors since yesterday ...woop. P.S. TowelBoys Tips can be found in the Tips section. Heard a rumor that clan TtD have been challanged by the Mighty A-T ... wtf A-T's are back run for the hills !!! WARNING: Sporting new Logitech Gaming Mice and attitudes Butt $exxx and Grizzly[WR]

Sept 20th   DTSFUSF... 1 on 1 Gr8...

Thanks again to NeverMore for the icebox graphic ... Looks like Quad Friday was a big success ... next Friday keep low and watch the rockets whizz by... Had a little 1 on 1 with Gr8 in the rage and edge .. proving that FFA players suck at 1 on 1 I pulled in the following abismal scores: Rage 11/0 Edge 13/-2. ' NURSE Disconnect this patient ... ' Hot on the trial of showing how to get the Invul in Colour VDP-Habib demonstates how to get to the red armor in Arrow1. Not Cooler: I am Currently deep into Descent3, man this is the best game since Half Life ... if you liked 1 and 2 get this one.

Sept 17th   Top 10 Day... Afz v WR Bios... Arrow1... TowelBoys Tips...

Wanna here yah say ... "Its, uhhuh, Dang thats some fucked up shit Friday, uhhuh" I wanna welcome a new two member team to the Dr_FunFrock cooler page crew VDP-Chey and VDP-Necromancer. Although all VDP were the first to reach 'must die horribly in a vat of acid' status Chey and Necro have proven they are the HPB's from hell. The irrepressable KUNTR is so busy these days that he requested some assitants (live ones this time but thats another story). Chey and Necro agreed to help an old man out and run two new sections at KUNTERs Corner The HPB Top 10 and Camper of the Week...so start emailing your HPB/Camper choices ( their e-mails are Vdpclan@earthlink.net or cncyoung@earthlink.net ) WOOOP welcome aboard. And Necro, with KUNTR around watch your wife :) ... head on over to KUNTRS corner and see if you made the grade in this weeks top 10. Two new bio's on Da Bio-Page featuring AfZ v WR Arrow1 is now in the Rotation ... in the words of the Buttster that is P1mp... Has anyone managed to get to the red armor hole in the wall above the RailGun? I'd like to see a demo of someone doing it ... the secret is to forward RJ from the first Square leading to the RG. Wanna know how to rule in Tokays Towers ... the reverberant TowelBoy reveals all (woah) on the Tips Page VDP Chey sends along this demo of how to get the Invul in 'Colours of War' .. wowza. Noticed on Towelboys Cooler page that he added a button :) Nice to see the RASC clan ( Pyr and Necro ) back wiping out all their path ...

Sept 16th   Let the Madness Begin...

Amazing what a simple Forum suggestion can do ... WOOOOOOP Its fucked up Friday!!! this news in from Atrophy Tomarrow will be the first of a new series of... "dang that's some crazy fucked up shit" days. First, tomorrow we will have ultra quad day! I will add quads all over the place. You will be sorry! So every Friday I will have something new for ya. Here's the list so far: Half Gravity Extra BFGs (lots extra) Infinite ammo Grenades only (just for you Doc) Anything else? (I need to go back to LFire school and see what's in the bag of tricks) DSL was giving me a 500/600 ping yesterday ... hope the other side of cooler isnt fucked now. Noted: Milking the Cow Master P[WR] and Raising the Levels gofigger[AfZ]

Sept 14th   Demo Page... Newbie of The Week...

Got the Demo page started ... check out Grizzly[WR] gettin first schooled by G!MP[WR] and subseqently owning the Warehouse. Noticed on Towelboys Cooler page that is in fact about him not the cooler :) Head on over to the Top10 page and scope a newbie ( hope you have the shockwave plugin ) Thanks to Splat for the link and werdz .. . An Awesome Indie Site Covering the Best Quake Servers on the Net: The Coolers! Noted the following hard to kill players: LilAndy and KGL:??? It was late this players full name escapes me - Doc

Sept 13th   2 New Bios...

Head on over to Da-Bio Page for some insights into the VDP's. If you got creamed by Ominus this weekend ... yup it was TowelBoy. Speaking of which a second cooler page has been born .. http://www.uccs.edu/~splat/towelboy/ ..there can be only one ;) Thanks to yadda yadda for making evn more work for me ;-). I am going to add Da Demos Page to the format. It will feature FFA Demos from the cooler... so send 'em in. WR has added two new members ... PiCkLe(aka Chicken Boy) and Master P ... This, as you all know, now qualifies WR for "Must Die Horribly" Status.

Sept 10th   Girlz... Top 10 Day... 2 New Bios...

Gentlemen these uh girlz play quake ... be afraid I say .. very afraid. Sporadic reports that the cooler lag is diminising are comming in so maybe its on the mend. It is Top 1o Day.. did you make the grade? Head on over too KUNTRS Corner Two new Bios on Da Bio Page one of them you may find disturbing. Noted doing some serious raping S}House{F who was on with a 21 ping...go ShrikeForce.

9 - 9 - 99   TowelBoys Tips... Butt Bio... The GR8 Challenge...

I'd like to welcome a new contributer to the Dr_FunFrock Cooler page. Smack talker supreme TowelBoy ( some of you know him as ToiletBowl ) now runs a section in the tips area called TowelBoys Tips. To start off TB speaks on his config settings and waxes lyrical on the merits of Mice, Meece Pads and KB's. A special Good Luck to Lilith[RASC](pic) with her upcoming Tourney in New York City from the all the staff here at DRFFCP . Let us know how you do Lilith. And if you have any pictures I'll post em here... and Lilith, pics of playing Quake this time please, You know how excited young KUNTR gets. Fellow contributer KUNTR has conducted another tenacious new bio. Head on over to the Bio Page and check it out. The GR8 one has laid down the gauntlet to Towelboy ... let the Smak begin... Noted: Newcommer Gr!P was dishing out all sorts of hurt ..damn where do these dudes get dem skillz!! My DM Map Arrow1 can be voted on if you guys need a change of map .. hey I reccommend it :) To initiate a vote use 'mapvote arrow1' ... if you agree with the map vote type 'vote yes' If you dont vote your vote will automatically be 'no'. And Finally just noticed a whopping 6000 hits ... amazing how fast a simple page can mushroom into an vertible empire ... thanks for all the support ... frag on.

Sept 8th   Packet Loss... New Bio...

Apparently there is a router somewhere in Chicago that is screwed up and this is causing excessive Packet Loss to the cooler ... when that router is fixed (we think it is Qwests router) things should be back to normal. Check out the Bio Page for a cool new Bio Noted Owning in Death32d Pen15 (Who is not Max Power but was Creastone[519])

Sept 7th   Shes Back... Packet Loss...

Warning Lilith[RASC] is back on the cooler.. be afraid. Some of you may have been experiencing severe packet loss lately. The problem has been tracked to a router somewhere in Chicago. To be certain that we removed the correct router Chicago was nuked. After a close poll on the forum Invulnerability is still out of the Frag Pipe. Some interesting stats from the Shrike Means of Destruction Stats page : Most Kills using the BFG VDP-MDeeGun Player who Drowned the most S}DrFunFrock{F Doh! Player with most falls KUNTR ( happens when you age ;-) ) Da Forum seems to be down mebee something wrong with GamersX !! Man no Quake at work and no forum to bitch on might as well throw myself in front of a bus or create a map ... I put together a medium sized dm map (arrow1 220k) take a look if you feel so inclined.

Sept 3rd   Its Top10 Day... Thresh Raped again... New TtD... TowelBoy Dominates...

KUNTR has updated this weeks top 10 a few suprises there. Thresh still licking his wounds from his beating yesterday tried to sneak onto the cooler using an alias (homey) but he was spotted by the Eagleeyed one and taken care of .. TtD Has added 2 more members Chunk[gns] and Got Frag. That brings their clan count to 487 I believe. If you got burned by Crusher[EVGD] last night don't feel too bad it was none other than our lovable Sk8erdie/TowelBoy. For those of you who never played Q1 the new map Death32d is actually all the Q1 DM maps munged together. A bit of history when the cooler ran Q1 maps one of the servers (the current dm cooler .106) just ran Death32c no rotation. Thats what made the cooler so popular, the consistent map, players would always know where to go to play it and come back often. The map soon became the most popular on Q1 servers .. I was just starting to get the hang of it and eek out a few frags when Q2 came out and the cooler switched to Q2. I thought it would be a nice addition to the rotation I hope you like it.

Sept 2nd   Thresh gets raped... New Bio's... hERD back in Town...

The Buttster uses his weapon against the great one ... Two gr8 Bios from KUNTR over on da Bio page Rumored to be a killer clan please extend a warm cooler welcome to the hERD clan... Let me be the first to say, All hERD must die :) Here is a pic of fellow ShrikeForce member S}House{F enjoying his vacation. Recent Top Tenner ex-foureye has signed up with clan TtD. This brings TtD closer to "Must Die" status. LPB or HPB that is the question? Beowulf[TtD](Ex RED LINE da camper)shows he has truly repented his ways in this shot Noted: Keeping pace with these killers Gr8 'n' Grizzly[WR], was Max Power. Welcome Back to the cooler bitch[Pickle]

Sept 1st   Death32D...

There is a new Map on the block, a conversion of the Q1 Death32c which is a mixture of the Q1 DM maps, this one rules. Download it here instead of via the server. Noted kikin Docs ass: Triiton[td] and deth_farmer_war