KUNTRS CORNER
...welcome , KUNTR a cooler regular and top player has, with your help, and the help of the VDP's
compiled some lists of the top cooler players and newbies. The players that make the cooler the best dm arena on da net...this page is dedicated to them
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KUNTRs Top Ten -
Ahhhhh, the first day of October. In Ohio, October means the beginning of the beautiful fall foliage and
beautiful Carolina blue skies. You wake up to a cool, crisp morning. You ease yourself out of bed to start enjoying
the splendor. You go down the stairs with every intention of brewing some coffee and enjoying the day.
You stop. Something is wrong. You hear a sound from your study. You know what it is. You open the door to the
study and there it waits. It still glows red from last nights frag fest. It calls you with the sounds
of maiming and death. Hyperblasters and railguns still making their familiar chilling sound. You try to resist, but
its power is too great. You sit down and turn your “rig” on, then log on to the net. You double click GamesSpy
and look for that familiar address of 128.138.140.106:27910. COOLER. And it is not crowded. An instinctive, almost
supernatural double click occurs logging you in to the Cooler. You start fragging. Your day now belongs to the
Death Match Gods. But wait. You start to resist. There is something I have to do. Yes. I remember. Painfully
you exit your match and fire up your Windows 2000 Word. You star typing, “It’s Friday CoolerHeads and you
know what that means.” Yeah, I woke up from a beautiful hallucination to bring you, the CoolerHeads your
Top 10. You bastards just have to have it, don’t you? Ruin my hallucination will you? ( NURSE Decrease the acid flow to this patient - Doc)
Well here it is. Get your crosshairs adjusted for your feeble attempts to frag one of these great players this weekend.
Hehehehehe. Your Top 10, selected by you, the Cooler players are:
1. 
Carnie (aka Saus)- Great week for Carnie. His skill level on the Cooler stats is unbelievably awesome. Great tactician of the game. Major frag machine. (Bout time he made #1 - Doc )
2. Gr8- the Gr8-1 got his connection problem repaired and it showed. Gr8 is back in full stride making your minutes played per level almost non-existent. Heheheheheheh. Nice week Gr8.
3. Grizzly [WR]-The Griz has been playing more 1 on 1 death matching more, so his time at the Cooler was limited. But not too limited to step in and kick some major ASS when he was there.
4. Goffiger] AfZ [-The head man of AfZ is still tearing up the Cooler. Major ASS kicking handed out by this great player during the week. Keep it going Timmy.
5. Toph [AfZ]-The Toph man brought us another wicked week of play to the Cooler. Must be the new rig. Seems to be raising his game to a new level. Nice week man.
6. The Man[hERD]-For the second week in a row, TheMan impressed you CoolerHeads. Good, quick, reactions made all of us squirm. Major game here people. But let’s follow him with, in the #7 position,
7. Nixon [hERD]-That’s right CoolerHeads. The hERD is starting to make a lot of noise at the Cooler. This player has been bringing the “hurt” steadily to the Cooler. Very impressive player.
8. Drunken [DARK]-When Drunken is on, you might as well kiss your ASS goodbye. This player has the greatest ability to rack up huge frag counts. His name is prominent in all the high scores of all maps.
9. Strife [WR]-What a great week Strife had. Inducted into [WR]J. Making the Top 10. Man, where did you find the time to frag all those people? Hellacious game here Coolerheads. This player comes out of spawn fragging away at you.
10. deth_Farmer [WAR]-Nice to see the deth man get his connect back and kicking some major Cooler ASS. Great game from this player during the week.
There you have it CoolerHeads, your Top 10.
And I must say thanks to all of you who provided the input to make these selections.
Another impressive Top 10 list.
Well, time to hand off to those two HPB lovebirds, Necromancer and Chey, who will provide you with the Top
10 HPB list along with the Campers of the week.
Yeah, you lame, llama lipped, no skill, gay, fag, pussy excuses for players, camping hoes.
You’re about to be fingered, and my middle finger will be giving you your just salute.
Umm, Doc? I think I am overdue for that BI-monthly brain transfusion. Can you help a Cooler
brother out and move up my much-needed appointment? I am starting to hallucinate again (NURSE!!!).
Thanks man. KUNTR is GHOST.
Chey and Nec's HPB Top 10
First off, i'd like to say that we got ZERO input
from anyone this week for our Top 10 list. (Fucking lazy bastards!! DO I have to set KUNTR on you??? -Doc)WE NEED YOUR HELP !!! This is YOUR list, not
ours. All you have to do is either icq us, or e-mail us with even ONE suggestion for the
Top 10 list, or the Camper list. So get off your asses people and give us some input !!!
We can't be on 24-7 to check out all the HPB's on Cooler, so if you want this list to be
more accurate send us your comments.
Top 10 HPB Qualifications.
- Player must have a ping over 200.
(Try 700+ - Chey)
- Player must be seen regularly on Cooler. Showing up once a week doesn't cut it ;p.
- Player must be able to rack up some frags on each map. For most maps, a minimum of 30
frags is sufficient.
- Your suggestions for the Top 10 list.
1) VDP-Necromancer
2) <kaos> Number 2 again this week. This guy has a lot of talent so beware.
3) yadda yadda2 This guy never ceases to amaze me. If he ever gets his connection back, we
are all gonna die.
4) Cat on Crack Haven't seen him on
too often, but when he is he's kickin' ass.
5) Necro{RASC} Another consistent
week for Necro. (Did I mention he
stole my name? - Nec)
6) Creature[WAR] Mad skillz. He was
sick earlier this week and still played well. What was really funny is when he entered the
game and misspelled his name, THEN made the top 10 frag list for that map with his name
misspelled !
7) EvaUnit02]AfZ[ Excellent strategy
from this guy. With his ping (he
don't like me mentioning that - Nec) if he ever got a decent connection, he would definitely me MUCH more of a
contender.
8) Mini Me ]AfZ[ First time on the
HPB Top Ten list. Another SUPER LAGGER as well. How do you guys do it ???
9) PiMp J ]AfZ[ Making his mark on
the Cooler. This guy means business.
10) Xtreme[TtD] Well Xtreme FINALLY
made it to the Top 10 List. He's got the skills to be MUCH higher on this list with a
little more time in at da Cooler.
Players to watch...
Diablo[TKM]
Dark Reign
- 
Cooler Most Wanted List -
Well, after seeing SOOOO many damn campers this week, it
was hard to choose just one. So we changed the name from "Camper of the
Week" to the "The Cooler's Most Wanted List" :). Thanks to KUNTR for the help on this one. He's Da Man ! Next time you see any
of these people in a game, make a point to frag their ass into next week ! We've even
given them a "special" color for the page :). Let the wanted list begin...
nuby
doom
inj
elguapo
goresnorkle
godsrod
g-man
jerry
fuck
2 cent whore
(May you ALL die horribly in a hot
vat of acid !!! - Nec)
(NURSE, flag these patients for transfer to 'reuseable parts' - Doc)
- Da Newbie Section -
Newbie of the Week Sept 14th
The Cooler seems to be swarming with Newbies the last
couple of weeks. All of you deserve to be on the Newbie profile. But I picked
the next Newbie because he brings a good, rough game to the Cooler. Try and
figure out his aka (I’ll tell you the meaning at the end of this profile). May I
present to the Coolerheads out there:
exFoureye
1) Name: Freddie Chiu
2) Aka/handle: exFoureye
3) Clan affiliation: none
4) Age: 23
5) Death matching experience: since March 1999
6) Most frags on one map: 90
7) Favorite map: stellar cow (can I have a mooooo please) (what about the udder maps - Doc)
8) Least favorite map: Q2Dm1
9) Favorite weapon: super shot gun
10) Favorite opponents: many
11) Your connection: cable
12) Home Country: Canada, Saskatchewan
13) Why did you start playing at the Cooler? : Because it has some different maps than other servers.
14) Any outside interest beside Deathmatching: 1 on 1 play.
15) Any changes you would like to see at the Cooler? : please make new servers for GROUND ZERO And
the Reckoning, that would be great.
A good player Coolerheads, to be reckoned
with in the near future. The meaning of his name is that he used to wear
glasses. He had corrective surgery to give him normal sight. Now that
Coolerheads shows us how far the medical field has advanced. Great story, good
dude and player. Thanks Freddie for taking the time to do this profile.
KUNTR Dude Hey How do I Vote for a Top 10 guy .. How do I get on the Top 10?
Chill Bro simply E-mail KUNTR at KUNTR@neo.rr.com ( or ICQ 40810001 
) with Top 10 Votes, Suggestions, Comments, Newbies, Bio Requests and gripes.
- Docs Ass Kikers Top 10 -
Based on my personal playing experiences in the last week I have come up this list of top players...
( 4) 1] gofigger[AfZ]
( -) 2] Carnie
( 3) 3] Grizzly[WR]
( -) 4] Desperado[TtD]
( -) 5] S}House{F
( 6) 6] Butt $exxx[TtD]
( 7) 7] PiCkLe[WR]
( -) 8] Master P[WR]
( -) 9] -Strife-
(10)10] VDP-Necromancer
These bastards will kick your ass into next week....
'Doc man.. I beat that guy at number 4 hella lot times ... '. Well if
you think you can beat any of these guys on a regular basis and you should be in
the list you can either challenge me 1 on 1 or challenge any of the top players
1 on 1. If you beat them then you move to DOCS Ass Kikers Top Ten
. Just think of the presteige and all the babes you will get when
you say .. 'I'm on DOCS Cooler Ass Kikers list' .. heh. But remember to get on the
list you have to be a regular player .. I think thats fair. If you disapear from
the scene for a while you will disapear form the list.
Last Updated: Sept 24th 1999
KUNTR@neo.rr.com