Aug 31st   KUNTRS Corner... WR/AfZ Its War... Cool Page... APf Invasion...  

Oops I posted an out of date Top Ten in KUNTRS corner yesterday ... please head on over and check out the latest.

Well it looks like the Question "Whos is better" is soon gonna be answered. WR and AfZ are in the process of getting a 4 v 4 match together. As a little helper I suggest they play the Edge for 3 20 minute games. Most Frags best Clan. Hopefully I can get a demo and post it on da page for your perusal.

Check out this cool page for Quake2 utilities (Thanks VDP-Necromancer via da Forum)

Looks like there is a new clan on the block .. APf and kiking up some major ass to boot. Watch out for members RealEnd[APf] and AKU-V[APf]. Played against Gr8 last night damn that dude is tricky :)


  Aug 30th   Back... Bio's/Top Ten... Atrophy... Da Forum...  

I am baaaaaaaack .. while I have been away (DisneyLand) young KUNTR has been working his ass off .. I have finished HTMLizing his masterpieces so head on over to the Top Ten Page and also check out Da BIO Page for two new Bio's which I think you may enjoy.

Atrophy found a shockwave compiler over the weekend and came up with this cool bit of shockwaveness. An also updated his pages which are looking better every time I go there.

Gotta say da Smack sure has been flying in Da Forum ... so much so its hard to find the meat ... cool it I'll be forced to take out my tool ...

On a downer I have been banned from playing Quake at work .. well fuck those guys.. I have been talking with CRT and Bastard at Gamespy and there is a chance I can get a job as a progger there ...woooop. I recently interviewed with the dudes and saw the specs for Gamespy 3.0 which is gonna rule the universe.

Start sending in da News again, rock da Cooler and All VDP must die.


  Aug17th   DA Bio-Page... Scores reset... 4000 hits...   

Ok here is a new feature here on the Cooler page .. DA Bio Page ..yup thats right indept interviews with the coolest players on da cooler. Resident player expert KUNTR as conducted our first interview head on over and check it out. Feedback comments etc please mail to me on a $20 bill or use Da Forum.

Looks like all the top scores are reset for the levels ... quik quik log in and see what its like to have a top score :)

Holy Hit Counter 4000!! Hey Thanks for supporting da page gang :)

Noted: Railer RealTime and Grenader Sempai Jeep


  Aug 16th   Gloom... Camper Alert... Challenge... Forum... 100,000...   

Gloom continues to ascend over the cooler as innocent coolerites are systematically eliminated with increasing precision ... we must band together and repel the shadowy evil force causing this ... All DARK must die!

Xtreme[TtD] warns of a new camper on the scene called HandOfGod .

Speaking of clan TtD they pinned the #3 position in CLQ last week and I apologise for forgetting to add 'em to the players page last week. Also x-camper beowulf has recently joined the ranks.

Butt $exxx is challanging MrAnchovy[WAR] for the #8 spot in KUNTRS top 10...let the games begin.

Da Forum is really popular head on over and check it out...

goffiger[AfZ] informs me he is comming close to 100,000 frags for deathmatch ... dude seek therapy now :)


  Aug 13th   New Top Ten... Password/Spectaters... Is Gr8 Yadda?... Where is Sk8rdie... New Bot...  

Happy Friday the 13th ...

KUNTRS corner has updated this weeks top 10, head on over and see if you made the grade...I also updated my list.

Well the secret password was revealed in the Forum so here it is in case you missed it ..

prcooldm

Please dont abuse this and do not use it for spectating/yaking when other players want to play (Xtreme[TtD] heh this means you ;))

There is a rumor that Gr8 is infact yadda yadda ... also some player called yadda yadda2 appeared yesterday ... in other "where the hell is yadda yadda news" there have been reports he is 'around'... Head for the hills!!!

I added some more clans to the clan section....

Noted kikin: wuppit and newbie (or not so newbie some say) Drunken[DARK] who seems unstoppable. There is a DARK presence on the cooler. Rumor has it he got like 168 frags in one of the levels .. thats a stupid amount of frags.

There is a new bot out there dont know the name yet but I saw it being used with deadly force on another server .. anyone else seen it?

Here an interesting stat from the Shrikeforce Stats page .. Most Lava Deaths KUNTR .. 'I smell bacon' heh ;-)


  Aug 11th   Shrikeforce Wins... O-B Haiv rapes... RaBot... NEWBIE of the Week... Secret password ...   

I am proud to announce Shrikeforce has won the Q2 CTF tourney at QCon99, S}MilHigh{F, S}House{F, S}Gargoyle{F with S}Sinner{F moonlighting used superior tactics and fragging skills to wipe out the competition... can you say WOOOOOOOOOP go Shrikeforce.

This in from KUNTR ..
Major ass whooping laid on the Coolerites by atar1, who is actually o-b haiv.. awesome display of fraggin at it's best. wwwwhhhhhooooo. Cooler is da place for the best players.

The RaBot test appears to be stripping all characters after a SPACE from your nick...so if your nick is Major Duffus you will be disaplayed as Major after each level *starts* ... to fix this do a bind to a key like such

bind m "Name S}DrFunFrock{F"

Then press 'm' during the countdown... UPDATE:I talked to Atrophy about this rabot detect problem and he said it should be fixed soon.

Check out KUNTRS CORNER for a lowdown on this weeks NEWBIE of the week.

meque[TtD] (keyboarder) actually won a game check out this screen shot :) ( notice my ping in this screen shot, damn co-workers downloading porno gifs all day, wtf is up with dat shit )

RED LINE has changed his nick to Beowulf, since repenting his camper ways Beowulf is improving by leaps and bounds.

Our regular camper spotter Butt $exxx[TtD] spotted [SC]Hollywood putting jerry to shame. All SC must die.Check out TtD's new web site .Heres a couple of shots of Butt $exxx slicing meque[TtD] in two and doin some serious raping .

On Player limits... Atrophy made a good point about this. Rasing the player limit will cause too many fragfests and discourage the really killer players from displaying their skills on the cooler. I know some of the regulars are dissapointed about not getting in **but** the Doctor has a cure... I can supply you with a 'secret' password to login to the server even if the server is full. 'Doc thats cool man, how do I get da password...' Start sending in those bribes ... heh ;-)


  Aug 10th   Cooler wierdness.. Forum open for business...   

Reports of some wierdness involving the rabot detect are comming in ... seems to have cleared itself up for the moment let me know if you experience anything else

Thanks to VDP-Chey and Grizzly[WR] the Cooler Forum is now online .. click

Dr_FunFrocks Cooler Forum to participate...let me know what ya think.

AfZ reply to WR ..

Responce to Grizzly[WR] on your way cool page frock! We had to, the DR. posted my comment last week saying we were opening a can of whoop-ass...........
We couldn't let you down.....thx for the attention...........


Goffiger ]AfZ[

P.S. Stop railing my ass man..........

heh have you checkd clq lately .. should be renamed TheAfZWRTable :)

bs has been fingered as Paywindow[WR] Welcome back CRUNCH@[WR]


  Aug 9th   Player Limits... Gr8... Camper Alert... Forum... Top10... AfZ Domination...  
Cooler is so popular these days a lot of you have requested higher player limits in da levels ... here are the suggestions I came up with and passed on to Atrophy

The Edge : 20
Tokays: 18
Slimey: 17
Warehouse: 25
Lava Tomb: 20
The Pits: 18
Frag Pipe: 16
Lost Hallways: 20

Rage: 20 - Its always a frag fest might as well increase the madness
Levels: 16
Colour: 25
Stellar Cow: 20


Gr8_HPB_Killer was spotted toting a new nick .. so if you get burned by Gr8 you know who it is ...

Camper alert in from Butt $exxx

I wanted to let you know of a new camper that I spotted the other day. "yer faggot ass" was camping and was proud of it. When alerted to his pussy tactics, he talked some smack. Needless to say, I put the smack down. He wasn't too good of a camper, but I would keep my eye out for that bitch.

Grizzly[WR] has come up with a neat suggestion of having a cooler forum here on da page (the shrike page has one under servers) .. I'd like to add this feature anyone out there know of any easy way to set it up?

KUNTR/mk has kindly accepted my offered to run the top 10 page permanently you can email him at KUNTR@neo.rr.com with suggestions, comments and gripes.

Clan TtD (time to die) have added a few new members, meque[TtD] rumor has it meque has switched to da mouse ..bout time dude ;) .. evenflow[Ttd] evenflow has become an LPB and a good one too... and Butt $exxx[TtD] camper killer extrodinaire.

Hi Praise from the WR's to da AfZ's

I wanted to extend a congrats to all AFZ-ers who contributed to opening up that gigantic f*in can of whoopass on us this past week! Us WR folks played damn hard ourselves but couldn't keep up with the likes of you folks. Great job AFZ, I like the competition! Keep up the good work guys :)

Grizzly[WR]

Nice words ... all I can say is All AfZ must die :)


  Aug 6th   KUNTRS Corner...   

The irrepressable KUNTR has added a section to the top 10 page .. great stuff take a look.


  Aug 5th   Docs Top 10...   

I have posted a list of whom I think are the best players in the cooler. You can find it here. Its also in the index now so you can check back often.


  Aug 4th   Space map... REDLINE Repents... HPB...  

Theres a new map on the block "hipdm1" or something like that, its a bunch of walkways in space. I seem to remember this as one of the first user dm maps for Quake II, didn't like it then either :)

REDLINE wants a second chance ...

hay Doc i want to tell you to put something saying that im no longer a camper so if you would please put a artacal saying that i aint gonna camp no more. thanks.

REDLINE

Ass kickin' donated curtosy of Gr8_HPB_Killer, man this dude is just un-stoppable but every so often ... da HPB fights back.

Newcommer mk was noted tearing it up in Colour


  Aug 2nd   TtD declares War on eh WAR ...   
WAR has poached Fatal back from TtD .. Xtreme[TtD] has this to say ...

Goddam WAR mudderfuggers

As yes its good to be back :)