July 24th News
Break... Off to Geneva this time .. back in a few days. Check the Shrikeforce Servers News site for important updates.
Frag on Dudes
| July 24th News
Break... |
Off to Geneva this time .. back in a few days. Check the Shrikeforce Servers News site for important updates. Frag on Dudes |
| July 23rd WR Loses
KUNTR... AfZ Infestation ... Q3 Servers... |
The irrepressible KUNTR has hung up his WR boots .. citing loss of family time and too much emphasis on CLQ ratings. Played today on an infested Q2dm3, new AfZ's buzzing all over the place .. some heavy hitters too Hey :)[AfZ] and Ke0ki[AfZ] they must, of course, like their brothers, all die. Atrophy wets his pants over Q3 again...
Salutes to CapnGinyu |
| July 22nd RL
Bastards... Cooler #7 ... | ||
KUNTR[WR] Pointed out that clan RL has some mod running and they cranked out like 4000 frags in an hour hence they are at the top of all the CLQ tables...now thats just sucks ... ALL RL must of course be eliminated on sight. Noticed on CLQ that the coooler is the 7th most popular server (wowza). Is it just me or is it increasingly harder to eek out a decent frag count these days .. with the likes of [KB] Master P, evenflow , Gr8_HPB_Killer, and his mother HPB fodder is few and far between. I'm still waiting to get a frag on saus (c'mon man have heart give us a frag).
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| July 19th Q3
Server... WAR... |
| I made a mistake on the Q3 test server IP it
should be 128.138.140.106, sorry gang All WAR must die .. (I think there is only one of them, heh ) Noted: Nice moves Trickster .. masacres specialist Keoki |
| July 19th TtD
Turmoil.. Q3Test... Problem Solved... |
| Cooler clan TtD
(Time to Die) lost 2 members FATAL and ydnz (who has joined AfZ I think). however they still
made #7 in the CLQ charts .. go cooler. Noted abusing da Quad (not that thats a bad thing) .. Gr8_HPB_Killer and Kikin' major late night booty ynda[TtD] and Grizzly[WR] Shrikeforce has a major CTF tourney cummin up this weekend so I may be CTF'n for a bit. The Awesome new Q3Test Level is now running on cooler...
NOT COOLER: Well I fixed my problem thanks for all the help from everyone. Turns out the problem was the iWill mother board I had !! I swapped in a an Abit BH6 MB ( from the Wifes machine yikes! ) and wooooop everything worked ( I did find a lot of hang ups but that was caused by Proxy server client when there is no proxy server). Played at home for the first time in a year man Quake is soo much better after 24 beers :) |
| July 15th 1999 Lazy
Bastards... |
NURSE please hand me the list of all the Tourney entrants .. NURSE .. how many? are you sure? None .. bwhahah that's fuckin' hilarious..what a bunch of lazy bastards cooler players are heh .. man it was a lot easier to get a tourney going in the DOOM Days :) .. Tourney is cancelled due to uh unforseen circumstances ( all the cooler players are too wasted to get an entry together ). Noted players shopping for frags in the Warehouse evenflow , SlumBitch and Tengage I really like that Stellar Cow map NOT COOLER: I have some wierdness with my machine at home maybe you guys can help .. when I first join a deathmatch it is shit hot fast but then as the secods go by the speed decreases to where it gets increasingly jerky until it feels like a 900 ping (only takes a minute). The sound has an echo is so jerky. This happened on both Modem and DSL!! Wtf .. happens on Q3A as well ..although it takes longer to manifest. Any help gladly welcome |
| July 13th Whos the
best?... Cancel Clan War... |
Iggy it turns out is Sk8rdie (aka Sarah) ... dude stick with a nick ;) OK its going down the first great Cooler playoff to find out who is the best player on the cooler. Starting July 26th I'm gonna hold the Cooler Death Ball . There can be only one so this will be a knock out sudden death competition. All you lazy bastards have to do is email me Dr_FunFrock@iFrag.com with the subject line DEATHBALL (one word) then in the subject your nick and a quote of some sort. I'll update a seperate page with the entrants. No whinning about ping, computer setup, broken arms etc this is the cooler all player setups are considered equal ..it is who is the best on the cooler. So why dont you go ahead and enter or are you gonna sit there all day playing with your flute...oh you'll do it tomorrow will yah ..I see .. nurse prepare the mind probe ..now sonny bend over this wont hurt a bit .. Xtreme[TtD] has added that poor bastard that has a problem with my skin meque[TtD] to the Time to Die clan. he also sends along this shot of ix being raped by him..and passes along this message to the VDP clan
Dems fytin werds... Insano[AfZ] click here .. Insano[AfZ] must die the rest of AfZ you can wound a little... KUNTR[WR] says all are welcome to die at the WR server ( 24.93.186.129 ) which is running the Gx Mod and all the q2 and Ztn DM Maps. Had to cancel the Cooler Clan war cos urm most of the clan members are offline with connect/comp or women problems ... I will prob have a clan death ball at a later date depending on the success of Cooler Death Ball .. you did enter right and tell your buddies right .. NURSE! I must prepare for the Beatdown... and finally 
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| July 9th Stats
reset... TtD v AfZ.. WR step up to the plate
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In case you didnt notice (like me) the stats were reset on July 5th so now's the time to prove yourselves from scratch ... you know, I can't believe Great HPB Killer has like 6000 frags already!! XTreme passes on some news and lays down the Guantlet
One word 'target' .. and Grizzly starts the ball rolling on the Clan WAR.
No word from the AfZ camp as yet ... uh chicken? |
| July 8th New
Look...Its War... Doc goes Shrike... Spitech explained
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Page was getting to complex so I split into frames .. hope you don't mind So who is the best clan on the cooler? Is it the cool headed killers at WR or those wacky fragsters at AfZ. Welcome to the cooler page "Clan WAR". Over the comming week lets find out..I challange each clan to put forward their best 5 players in a 1 on 1 challenge knockout on the tourney server. 1 Match each day I will randomly pick who plays who. Frags will be tallied and demos will be posted and losers will be paraded across the cooler pages .. there can be only one.. should be fun :) Shrikeforce asked me to join their clan (well actually I begged) so look out for a mad fucker called S}DrFunFrock{F ...warning I have admin rights muhahahaha Spitech Mystery explained
I dont know who to believe anymore, heh ;) [TE]Ruff welcomes cooler dudes to play on the TE Server at 207.30.184.45 Da Funk is S}Atrophy{F in disguise .. (was spying on me whats up with that!, heh.) Noted players given out da pain Saus and [KB]Master |
| July 7th DSL - Two
Players... The Mysterious SpiTECH...VMaze dropped
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Well I got DSL Installed at home and tried a dual login by leaving my player on at work and yup you can join twice. (106 ping from DSL!!) This news in from the AfZ's
I Smell a war brewing :) Atrophy says,
Doing da funky thang .. Da Funk and A-T Triton was spotted trolling for frags. |
| July 6th Plethora of
Maps |
Couple of new maps have appeared of late .. not sure of the name of this one (levels I think) is just railguns .. heh a lotta fun there is a jump pad in the middle I like to rail the dudes (ie vHati[WR]) who like to bounce on it great target practice...."Steallar" is really great that is the one with the huge fan. Its ok to jump on the fan btw as you get sucked into the rocket room. Had a 15 way frag fest in this one and it was most pleasureable. Grab all the new maps(6) in one easy download right here (2megs). New Maps. |
| July 2nd Masters ...
Shirke Web Site New Look.. No WAR.. Map Review..
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The New look for the Shrike Server pages looks great good job Atrophy ..drop by if you havent seen em in a while. I like the little Quizlet they have you can vote on the player counts in maps etc. Well I did my time in Clan [WAR] and helped 'em move up the table. Glad to have the old 'Dr_' tacked back on front. Played 'dead simple' (Doom Map7) and 'Forgotten Fort' again and well I have to say I don't particularly like either of em. Perhaps cos they are new... so mebee I'll get the old map building skills out of the closet and finish my shrike map I started uh like a year ago. Noted dudes railing like 10 people at a time G-Funk and Insano[AfZ] (All AfZ must die) |
| July 1st Son of
Banner.. Could jerry loose his crown? |
Hey, Add this cool banner  to
your page and link to http://www.ifrag.com/cooler.htm. Thanks NeVeRMore
for the once again astounding graphics. A request has been submitted to topple the mighty jerry as top camper .. so keep an eye out for RED LINE and let me know if you agree. Yawn! had to get up at 5am this morning to work whataya know 8 dudes playing in the cooler, hello, WTF is up with that! And I thaught I was addicted to deathmatch. [GAY]Prancer showed up briefly yesterday and cordially skinned those unfortunate enuf to come up against him. Also noted beating up on the [WR] dudes XTreme[TtD] and Drunken[DARK] |
I just
looked at the grammer and spelling in this ..heh see what too much
deathmatch does to
you.
